Lord, which church would you attend?
Lord,
I was just wondering -
which church you'd attend
if you visited our town?
Would you still want to go to the Synagogue?
Would you be a Presbyterian?
A Roman Catholic?
A Baptist perhaps?
Maybe you'd be a Charismatic?
I mean, after all,
you are really into healing and miracles!
Lord I'm asking this because,
I'm not sure you'd fit into our church.
We like things to be predictable,
respectable and dignified.
We're serious,
but not too serious.
You...
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Lord,
I've been thinking about
Your healing ministry.
Before you say anything
I believe in it.
I know you heal people.
Thing is,
I ‘m just checking,
do you expect us to be involved?
Should we leave room in every service for this ministry?
Should we advertise it?
Are there any techniques we should learn?
Like laying on hands,
using oil,
power words â€" you know the kind of thing?
I was also wondering where the doctors fit in?
I'm sure your...
Do you know-God Protested!
He'd had enough.
He looked at the way the world was
and is
and will be.
(Well God can do that sort of thing.)
And he said,
that's it
they've gone too far
they've stretched the limit
they're unbelievable!
He overheard,
preachers,
prophets,
politicians,
all talking about peace
but each fighting their own personal war.
God said I'm going to Protest.
Look at the greed,
look at the hurt,
look at the lies,
look at the...
Excuse me Lord,
but with all this politicking
going on
at Westminster,
someone asked me,
what way you would vote ?
Got me thinking
Do you expect your disciples
to get involved with politics?
Mind you,
the first lot were - involved?
Judas was a right zealot.
He wanted you to declare UDI.
The apostles were a mixed bag,
the brothers James and John,
they believed you could have taken over the government.
They wanted to be your right hand men,
when you...
Lord,
Can I talk to you a bit more about commitment?
What exactly would you say
Makes a good disciple?
I guess its about
Keeping the rules
Attending church every Sunday
Praying a lot?
Keeping the Ten Commandments?
Is it actually true
That you once asked a guy to sell up everything he owned
And give all the money he made to the poor?
That must have taken some nerve?
I mean to ask someone to sell all their possession
It gives a whole new meaning to the...